Little Jersey Shore

The name pretty much says it all:

Jersey Shorely You Can’t Be Serious

In case you didn’t know, MTV has pretty much ditched the music part of their acronym in favor of the reality show craze that has captivated the increasingly idiotic television viewing audience.  One of their latest efforts premiered last Thursday, and it may quite possibly be the end of quality television as we knew it.  Jersey Shore follows the “hottest, tannest, [...]

Tools Across America

We Are Douchebags

I knew it was only matter of time until these guys united, and began to speak out against the oppression they face as modern American douchebags.  I actually went to a meeting at one of the local chapters to see exactly what course of action they’re planning; I never got a chance to find out, however, because I ended up passing [...]