The Farm Flus

(The following is actually a dreaded “re-post”, but it holds a special place in my callously apathetic heart because it’s the first piece that Mr. Smith posted on this site over two years ago.  I’ve known him for a long time, and without his crash-given talent doling out witty, unique commentary on anything and everything, [...]

iTremors

  Do not, I say, do not download this new H1 of the N1 of iTunes Version 9.0.2.1.0, or something like that.  Unless you happen to be a bridge-taped, black horn rimmed glasses level nerd who is versed in post DOS conversatin’, and have confidence in the ingress ability of your RAM/ROM, or you’re own Bob Villaness [...]

Swine Flu Free Since ’83

It seems like everyone these days has their pork in a bunch over the Hog Fever, and even government officials have warned against traveling or congregating anywhere – for fear of the sickness that is sweeping the globe like the Macarena did back in the 90′s.  Let’s get real people.  I bet there are still more mofos who put their hands [...]