Don’t Sit Down When You Pee!

Tyree once told his roommate Chad to sit down when he pees on an episode of The Mad Real World; but according to a Baptist preacher in Arizona named Steven Anderson, this type of behavior among men is one reason for the downfall of our once-great nation.  Now you might think the big guy in the sky would be ok [...]

Hater Hall of Shame: Ashton Kutcher

Today’s Hater Hall of Shame inductee is known for a number of things, like bringing back the trucker hat, having over a million followers on Twitter, and being a total hipster doofus – in other words, he’s completely useless: Christoper Ashton Kutcher,  Born February 7, 1978 Ashton Kutcher was born and raised on the mean streets of [...]

Ahoy Landlubbers

So I recently bought a new boat, and decided to take The Diabolical Hater out for its maiden voyage this past weekend.  Seeing as this was my first boat, I wasn’t exactly sure what the routine was for launching the boat off after I arrived at the marina.  I talked with several of my seafaring friends, and kept getting the same basic advice [...]