In case you didn’t know, MTV has pretty much ditched the music part of their acronym in favor of the reality show craze that has captivated the increasingly idiotic television viewing audience. One of their latest efforts premiered last Thursday, and it may quite possibly be the end of quality television as we knew it. Jersey Shore follows the “hottest, tannest, [...]
While I don’t consider myself to be affiliated with any certain political party, it’s definitely harder for me to identify with the Republican talking heads that I hear on a daily basis - whether they’re on Capitol Hill, or polluting the TV/radio airwaves. This is not to say that Democrats, Libertarians, Independents, or U.S. Pacifists are any better, but I would [...]
So yesterday I was walking my dog around the neighborhood, listening to my MP3 player, and minding my own business. As I was approaching a side road, a red convertible Sebring with 3 grown men - let’s call them The Douchebags – rounded the upcoming corner and made their way toward me. As they passed, I faintly heard one [...]
So I recently bought a new boat, and decided to take The Diabolical Hater out for its maiden voyage this past weekend. Seeing as this was my first boat, I wasn’t exactly sure what the routine was for launching the boat off after I arrived at the marina. I talked with several of my seafaring friends, and kept getting the same basic advice [...]
