Into the Internet Ether

I had written about thirty minutes worth of lingo on how cool my friend Octavio is, and how he got me hooked on drinking good, non-piss colored tequila (Jose Cuervo).  Then outta nowhere, it “disk” appeared into the internet ether like the fruit of a cottonwood tree making its break for freedom in a summer wind.  [...]

F#@kin’ Amateurs

Like many people who hide behind pseudonyms, I am not afraid to admit things that other people try to keep trapped in their closet like that midget in the R. Kelly narrative.  For example, I can tell you that I like porn…a lot.  I mean, I like porn like Ice T. loves white women with [...]