A Novelty War Film

I watched the 1991 flick Toy Soldiers last night, which is yet another one of my all-time favorite terrible movies.  And since more people have probably seen the Mini-Me sex tape than this movie, I’m gonna give you the short and stubby on what it’s all about.  First, you have Louis Gossett Jr. – who nobody recognizes as that fighter pilot [...]

Mummy’s the Word – If the Question is “What Sucks?”

(Sometimes when I watch movies, weird and random associations began popping into my head at will.  The following is my twisted take on another crappy Brandon Frazier flick) The Mummy Returns is apparently about some undead hag that continues to nag a bunch of dudes by not dying, and being able to know exactly where they are [...]