When it comes to movies, there aren’t many things that I despise more than an ill-placed, ill-conceived one-liner being squeezed into a script for the sake of comic relief – unless the movie in question stars an actor who has become synonymous with this type of dialogue. The following video is a prime example of how one actor continually turned [...]
The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
Some people say that David Caruso’s best role was the redneck who wanted to kill Col. Trautman’s Rambo the first time anyone saw blood. Other people say it was when he played a prosecutor gettin’ all sexy over conflicts of interest, and finding photos of Richard Crenna’s governor character in that awful movie Jade. In [...]