Religious Spam

You think people who are real religious are on Jesus’s email list?  I mean, don’t tell me that you haven’t ever googled God.com.  You know it is out there, and while you’re not quite sure it is the real deally-o, you’re not exactly going to sign up for a membership with the email address of fuqoff@smallpp.com either.  [...]

New Spring Lineup

I recently came up with a couple of new game shows that I think have a lot of promise, and would like to pitch one of them to you this morning.  The first show idea would be titled Crotch Kicks for Cash (Which is not to be confused with that one clown’s show, Kicked in the Nuts).  Let’s [...]

Hater Hall of Shame: Tom Cruise Edition

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, Born July 3, 1962 Today the Hater Hall of Shame welcomes a man who was once one of the most popular actors in Hollywood.  Tom Cruise (not to be confused with the inventor of the Hoveround) was born in Syracuse, New York, and was the third of four children born to Mary Lee [...]

Enter the Ninja

Die Antwoord is a “zef” rap/rave group from South Africa that describes itself as: “a loveable, mongrel-like entity made in Zuid Afrika, the love child of diverse cultures – black, white, coloured and alien, all pumped into one wild and crazy journey down the crooked path of enlightenment”.  The three person group is fronted by a man [...]