The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
I had written about thirty minutes worth of lingo on how cool my friend Octavio is, and how he got me hooked on drinking good, non-piss colored tequila (Jose Cuervo). Then outta nowhere, it “disk” appeared into the internet ether like the fruit of a cottonwood tree making its break for freedom in a summer wind. [...]
- In Sauget, Ill-i-noise, there is a burger at the Gateway Grizzlies minor league ballyard allegedly invented by soul pioneer Luther Vandross. What does it consist of, your cholesterol level axes? Hamburger, cheese, bacon and a…Krispy Kreme doughnut. Yes, the bun is a doughnut. In other words, Luther was the epitome of the word I’m [...]
Since I’ve been MIA lately due to a bunch of people wanting to “avoid jail” and needing my help to “get out of stuff” – which essentially means I’m legally wiping a bunch of noses and asses – I’ve decided to go with a rapid fire-type angle this morning. Also, I’m going to be attempting [...]
