The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
I had written about thirty minutes worth of lingo on how cool my friend Octavio is, and how he got me hooked on drinking good, non-piss colored tequila (Jose Cuervo). Then outta nowhere, it “disk” appeared into the internet ether like the fruit of a cottonwood tree making its break for freedom in a summer wind. [...]
I recently found out that New Zealand is the youngest country on earth, which can probably be filed under the useless information category. They do have an interesting motto though; it is a 100% guarantee that if you come to New Zealand, they’ll promise to give you your life back at the end of the trip. That’s all and [...]
