A Quickie

How many goddamn animated versions of Spiderman are there on TV now?  You’ve got a show based on your good ole fashioned comic book Spiderman, but there’s also Spectacular Spiderman, and Spiderman Unlimited.  If you are anything like me, you’re familiar with the first, think the second is pretty good, and thought you were joining an organization [...]

New Spring Lineup

I recently came up with a couple of new game shows that I think have a lot of promise, and would like to pitch one of them to you this morning.  The first show idea would be titled Crotch Kicks for Cash (Which is not to be confused with that one clown’s show, Kicked in the Nuts).  Let’s [...]

Nobody Wins

So I ended up watching some of the season premiere of The Biggest Loser last night, and came up with a weird scientific hypothesis that should be tested:  Is it impossible to discount the impact that the weight loss of a large number of large people has on the Earth’s gravitational pull?  If you watch [...]

Fa La La La La Blah Blah Blah Blah

  I am a little pissed because I had a good XMas tirade going, and this world wide webular thing decided to cut me off and didn’t save it.  I think my computer may have some sort of bah humbug.  I will try to recreate the acetate of my gray matter at a later date, but here are a [...]