Easter Kentucky University

A rather religified judge in this red cervical region of the sticks cancelled his regularly scheduled motion on hour for this Friday.  Knowing this particular man of the cloth – who incidentally wears a dress while on the bench – to be a believer in a power higher than the Yankees, I put one and [...]

What in the Holy Haiti’s Going On?

A 7.o earthquake hits the Western Hemisphere’s poorest nature.  No, I’m not talking about the GPA of the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived at a state university.  I’m talking about a poor ass country being hit by an underground rumpshaker.  The capitol is Port-au-Prince, which looks like a telegraph message interrupted by an earthquake.  The [...]

Going to Haiti in a Handbasket

The earthquake that rocked Haiti on Tuesday was just one of the many natural disasters to hit this small Caribbean island over the years.  In fact, there have been 15 disasters that required some form of aid being sent from the United States since 2001 alone - including tropical storms or hurricanes in 2004, ‘05 & ’08, and severe floods in 2002, twice in ’03, [...]

Whatchu Still Talkin Bout Jesus?

Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here).
Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.”
Translation: Use the hand that God gave you [...]