Going to Haiti in a Handbasket

The earthquake that rocked Haiti on Tuesday was just one of the many natural disasters to hit this small Caribbean island over the years.  In fact, there have been 15 disasters that required some form of aid being sent from the United States since 2001 alone - including tropical storms or hurricanes in 2004, ’05 & ’08, and severe floods in 2002, twice in ’03, [...]

Whatchu Still Talkin Bout Jesus?

Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here). Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.” Translation: Use the hand that [...]

Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?

I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”.  Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer.  In this case, I had to [...]

No-ah Way

There are a lot of incredible events in the “good book” that could have just as easily been penned by the guy who wrote all those stories about the big ass lumberjack and his freakish blue ox.  You have tales that involve five thousand starving people being fed with five loaves of Bunny Bread and two flounders, a geriatric leader parting the sea [...]