Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here).
Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.”
Translation: Use the hand that God gave you [...]
I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”. Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer. In this case, I had to [...]
You think people who are real religious are on Jesus’s email list? I mean, don’t tell me that you haven’t ever googled God.com. You know it is out there, and while you’re not quite sure it is the real deally-o, you’re not exactly going to sign up for a membership with the email address of fuqoff@smallpp.com either. [...]
After being on the air for twenty seasons, it isn’t a stretch to say the quality of The Simpsons has declined in recent years. At one time, you couldn’t pry me away from the TV screen when Springfield’s favorite family hit the airwaves each Sunday night. And even though I rarely watch any of the new episodes anymore, it would [...]
