Smith-ereens

The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]

Washed Up

While I was getting my pontification on yesterday - that sounds like I either bought a shitty American car made by a company that just got bailed out, or I crossed that river George Washington john boated across years ago – I watched Will Ferrell doing a type of one man Broadway show as George Dubya Bush.  Will Ferrell is still [...]

A Gif For You

A popular cliche that most everyone has heard at one time or another is, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”  This is most certainly true, because one image can quickly convey a message that might otherwise take pages of text to explain.  But if a picture is worth a thousand words, then a video [...]