The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
Steven Frederic Seagal moved to Japan in his early teens, and would eventually become the first foreigner to run an aikido school in that nation’s history. He returned to America in 1983 as a 7th-dan blackbelt in aikido, and opened up a dojo in California with one of his former students. But I will always know him as the ponytail [...]
While I was getting my pontification on yesterday - that sounds like I either bought a shitty American car made by a company that just got bailed out, or I crossed that river George Washington john boated across years ago – I watched Will Ferrell doing a type of one man Broadway show as George Dubya Bush. Will Ferrell is still [...]
A popular cliche that most everyone has heard at one time or another is, “A picture is worth a thousand words.” This is most certainly true, because one image can quickly convey a message that might otherwise take pages of text to explain. But if a picture is worth a thousand words, then a video [...]
