DoucheBLOGgery Part III

Life is full of questions and mysteries, which makes us inquisitive by nature.  This trait was essential to the progress of our ancestors, and will continue to shape our lives in the future (unless the robots rise up, Terminator style).  For instance, almost everyone heard the phrase “There’s no such thing as a dumb question” [...]

57 Channels Redux

In the same vein as Die Hards 2 through 4, Fletch Lives, Speed 2 and the Look Who’s Talking franchise, I’m simply going to rehash something I’ve done before and flog it like it’s something completely different.  So, with only the shows that are on today as opposed to the last time being the major difference, it [...]

57 Channels Revisited

I was flipping through the channels as I was trying to decide whether to continue preparing for the trial I have on Friday, or just screw off like the top to a 1.5 liter bottle of the classiest wine Riunite has to offer - even after the increase in smoke and swill taxes, Riunite is still more [...]

Hater Hall of Shame: Tom Cruise Edition

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, Born July 3, 1962 Today the Hater Hall of Shame welcomes a man who was once one of the most popular actors in Hollywood.  Tom Cruise (not to be confused with the inventor of the Hoveround) was born in Syracuse, New York, and was the third of four children born to Mary Lee [...]