Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here). Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.” Translation: Use the hand that [...]
I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”. Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer. In this case, I had to [...]
There are a lot of incredible events in the “good book” that could have just as easily been penned by the guy who wrote all those stories about the big ass lumberjack and his freakish blue ox. You have tales that involve five thousand starving people being fed with five loaves of Bunny Bread and two flounders, a geriatric leader parting the sea [...]
