There have been many times throughout my life when I felt the need to respond to negative stereotypes about people from my home state of Kentucky. I’m not saying there aren’t Kentuckians who enjoy moonshine, guns, methamphetamines or the occasional romp in the hay with a first cousin, and actively avoid book learnin’, shoes, and [...]
Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here). Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.” Translation: Use the hand that [...]
I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”. Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer. In this case, I had to [...]