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		<title>He&#8217;s Baaaack!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Silky Johnson</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: left;">There are a variety of social, economical, and ecological problems facing our society on a global scale, which often translates into endless &#8220;hot button&#8221; topics being discussed in the media all day, every day.  Whether these talks are focused on possible steps to fight global warming, or the possibility of winning The War on Ideology &#8211; which is what &#8220;The War on Terror&#8221; is at its core - everyone seems to have an opinion on how we can make the world a more copacetic place.  I get the feeling that a lot of these people care more about media visibility, and just direct your attention to the problems while never offering any solutions on how to remedy them (also known as pseudo-activism).  However, there is a small, driven group of individuals who are on the front lines every day, standing up for their beliefs, and spreading the word so other people might understand the importance of helping your fellow man.  One such person is Simon &#8220;Wet Dick&#8221; Bergeron, the founder and sole member of The Fellatio Truth Movement.  This is his story, and after watching it I can proudly say that The FTM&#8217;s membership has now grown to at least two members (as you can probably imagine, material is NSFW):    </p>
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