James Brown was Elvis before white people were ever exposed to their own flavor of superhereo. James Brown did everything ole’ E.P. did, and much more. He wore jumpsuits when he was SKINNY. Oh yeah, they were necessitated by a gut that made you wonder if Pelvis had swallowed a medicine ball. James’s all-in-one funkitards [...]
Michael Jackson is still dead, at least for now anyways. Whereas his 11 year old daughter, Paris, apparently is real and normal looking – judging by the gratuitous photos of her shedding tears, like a hairy Parisian does a Speedo. The whole public funeral seemed extremely weird to me however, even in Michael Jackson terms. First, who has a funeral where [...]
I had a chance see this comedian in concert a couple of years ago, and it was the second funniest stand-up act I have ever seen – only behind Dave Chappelle. His self-deprecating style and an overall distaste for family life also makes him a perfect fit for the Hater Hall of Fame: Born September 12, 1967 Louis Szekely (pronounced se’-ke) [...]
