57 Channels Revisited

I was flipping through the channels as I was trying to decide whether to continue preparing for the trial I have on Friday, or just screw off like the top to a 1.5 liter bottle of the classiest wine Riunite has to offer - even after the increase in smoke and swill taxes, Riunite is still more [...]

57 Channels Reborn

It’s time once again to channel surf the DirecTV Digital wave, and carve the barrel of my gnarly associative powers: Channel 507, HBOFE: Robin Hood – A touching story about a young black male from the mean streets of Compton who aspires to be a famous ballet dancer (from the creators of Step Up I [...]

What’s That TV? I Can’t Hear You

Like an oil conglomerate’s head honcho finishing last in a yacht race, I’ve bitched and moaned about the “one infrared beam” fits-all remote I apparently wanted and received for the most insightful of all hippie’s DOB.  Whether you recall or recan’t, I laminated the fact I was given a piece of technology in the spirit [...]

57 Channels Redaction

You should know the drill by now, and if you don’t, as a young Snoop Dogg once said: “Ya betta ask somebody“: Channel 2: Public Access Programming - Something a GPS unit could do for you without having to watch it on cable.  Channel 17: Time Team America - A group of Americans who have to build a [...]