I Get Quite a Bit of Face Out in Space

In the town of Spacefaceville, you can spread your thoughts via a chain letter-like conglomeration of “friends”.  There is no limit or restraint on the number or type of people whose space you can invade with your face.  Before you can start hoarding faces, you have to either successfully “request” a friendship or accept a request [...]

Twitterrible

Social networking sites are all the rage these days, because it makes people feel like they are a part of something.  The funny part is that a majority of Americans are so self-absorbed, they really don’t want to be a part of anything; then sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter were created, so now we can pretend to give a shit [...]