Last Second Loss in Mental March Madness

(The exciting conclusion to the Infirmary Diary of March ’09) Well, just when you thought it was going to be a smooth, dry run at Vandy (I’ll spare you the comparison I came up with for that), like a stuttering Emeril – BAM, out of nowhere I commenced to get my seize on.  It popped [...]

I Searched and Found No Seizure

(The second to last entry from my infirmary diary, circa March ’09.  Tune in tomorrow morning for the finale, which includes a twist that Chubby Checker couldn’t even pull off) Allegedly I’m getting paroled between 9 and 10 tomorrow morning.  It appears as though the final score in Mental March Madness ’09 is going to [...]

Lack of Sleep, Food and Medicine Ain’t No Reason For Seizin’

(I actually have some new material ready for publication, but Silky has asked that I finish what he’s since dubbed the “’09 Infirmary Diaries” – and unlike Rick Dees, I can never turn down a request) I’m totally free of the loon juice, and I’ve been dancing less than BB King lately.  The tornaders were [...]

Naders, Helis, and Holdin’ on to Verticality

(Silky just sent me an expletive-filled text message saying that he is experiencing difficulties of a technical nature with his interwebs.  Since I am in the midst of some new material that is not yet fit to publish, guess what time it is?  That’s right, it’s time to reach back into the archives for assistance [...]