The King of Posthumous

Michael Jackson is still dead, at least for now anyways.  Whereas his 11 year old daughter, Paris, apparently is real and normal looking – judging by the gratuitous photos of her shedding tears, like a hairy Parisian does a Speedo.  The whole public funeral seemed extremely weird to me however, even in Michael Jackson terms. First, who has a funeral where [...]

Wakey, Wakey, Eggs & Bakey

Every morning there is a battle between my bed and the daily routine that awaits me.  It’s a routine I have grown to despise over the years because my bed rarely wins.  I already mentioned my addiction to the snooze button in a previous post, which is a habit that stems from my complete lack of motivation.  But even if the snooze had never been [...]