Monday’s Missing Links
Anyone who graduated from preschool probably knows that “The Alphabet Song” ends with, “Now I know my A-B-C’s, next time won’t you sing with me?” But this father in Tacoma, Washington apparently taught his child the alternative, lesser-known final verse that goes: “I still don’t know my A-B-C’s, daddy won’t you waterboard me?” [N.Y. Daily News] I will [...]
