Smith-ereens

The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]

Quickie

This is the fusion that’s a result of ramifications from a frontal lobe injury when it’s mixed with an already high looney quotient: I have no idea why children, like my son, enjoy watching this Nickelodeon show Go Diego Go.  From what I can tell, it is basically a cartoon version with that dwarf air traffic controller from Fantasy [...]

This Little Piggy Went Wii, Wii, Wii

An interesting activity reminded me about how time keeps on tickin’, tickin’, tickin’ into the future today, and it was the inordinate amount of time it took me to complete my lame workout on the Wii Active – the workout was preceded by an inordinate amount of time spent dusting the sumbitch off.  First, I think it [...]