“It’s Not a Sport“ To my way of thinking, there are really only three sports: baseball, basketball, and football. Everything else is either a game or activity. Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. It’s not. Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time: ice skating, fooling around with a [...]
“The Grief/Tragedy/Sympathy Industry“ Everyone complains about this being a “victim society.” Well, I don’t know about the victim society, but I would like to talk about the “Grief, Tragedy, and Sympathy Industry.” The news media are playing a game with you. You’re being fed a large ration of other people’s troubles designed to keep your [...]
“Do, Take, Have, Give” People used to take drugs, now they do drugs. Some people don’t do drugs, they do lunch. Instead of taking drugs, they take meetings. They used to have meetings. Now, instead of having meetings, they have relationships. Some people who don’t do drugs but have a relationship will take a meeting [...]
“Good Doggie” When your dogs lick a visitor and they say, “Oh, he’s very affectionate,” ask them, “Did you notice what he was doing prior to coming over and licking your face?” “No. Well, yes! I think he was cleaning himself. He’s a very clean dog.” “Well, his balls and asshole are very clean. In [...]
